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Cellphone and Magnifying Glass stare at eachother.

Cellphone: …

Magnifying Glass: …

Cellphone: ...so, are you gonna do anything?

Magnifying Glass: Nnnnnope!

Cellphone: WH- WHY NO-

Magnifying Glass: Shush, sheesh! I have the right to do anything I want! Like standing around...and..uh..

Magnifying Glass: Like looking at that conveniently placed weirdo plant over there!

Cellphone: ..why conveniently placed?

Magnifying Glass: So i can escape from this conversation.

Magnifying Glass runs over to the plant, where a few other objects are gazing.

Shovel: What in the world??

App: OHMAHGODITSAGIANTBLUEGLOWINGPLAMTABOUTTOBURSTWHYISTHISHEREHOWDIDITGETHEREWHYAREWEALLSTARINGATIT

Teabag: ...Why am i wasting my time here.

Shovel: W-wasting time? Not at all! J-just look at this magnificent-

Magnifying Glass: Heyyy, my bro, Shovel! What’s up!

Shovel: This amazing plant is what’s up! Just look at it!

Weight Detector: B-but just look at that alien thing!! It could blow up and an army of object-eating mutant aliens could kill us all ANY MINUTE!

Magnifying Glass: Oh, don’t worry, Weight Detector! It won’t blow up any minute!

Weight Detector: O-oh, really? Phew! I thought it would blow up any-

Magnifying Glass: IT’LL BLOW UP ANY SECOND!!!!!

Weight Detector: aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH-

Shovel: MAGNIFYING GLASS! Didn’t we talk about this!?

Magnifying Glass: Well, sor-REE, i just liked pulling a lil’ prank, you know?

Shovel: Whatever. Anyway, Weight Detector, are you okay? My FRIEND over here was just pulling a prank..

Weight Detector: Yeah, yeah..it’s okay..

Shamrock: Everyone, gaze and watch! The oh-so-mysterious plant is about to open up a WHOLE NEW WORLD of possibilities!

2-Dot Domino: Ooh! A new type of food? I loooove food.

3-Dot Domino: Naaah. I would prefer a new rhino! Rhinos are awesome!

2-Dot Domino: Well, what about a rhino-berry?

3-Dot Domino: Uhhhhhhhh-

*The plant starts glowing and pulsing.*